husband.

Oh I really don't like that you're a sensitive sleeper.

And I don't appreciate that you give better hugs than I do.

It's unfair that you never complain when I ask/tell you to wash up.

I can't believe how quick your showers are..

Or that you have breakfast every morning without fail.

Why do our neices rush to you to read them a story?

It's downright mad that you're getting rid of the spiders while I whimper in the corner.

And the fact that you tuck me in and kiss me goodnight..

and kiss me good morning...

And how come you're just the best thing that's ever happened to me, huh?

....But I really don't like that you're a sensitive sleeper.